But that didn't stop former Playboy model Shauna Sand at least having a go.
The 39-year-old star was pictured teetering along Miami Beach today in a pair of towering, stripper-style plastic platforms which she teamed with a pink-trim camouflage bikini.
But the mother of three also had another accessory with her - step forward husband number three, known only as Laurence.
The couple put on an affectionate display on the beach in full view of the paparazzi and Shauna revealed she married the Frenchman around a month ago.
Aside from wearing outrageous outfits, Sand is known for her roles in TV shows Charmed and Renegade, where she met husband Lorenzo Lamas.
